Aliens vs Predator 2
Genre : Alien Movie / Violent / Gore
Plot : Predator hunts down Aliens before Aliens infests the Earth with more Aliens ?

To be honest with you guys, i am really reluctant to review this freaking movie here but i got no choice but to do so since i’ve watched it and i really REALLY wanted to share my thoughts on this movie. If you watched the prequel to this movie then maybe you’ll understand what the hell is going on and i think i did watched it but i don’t quite remember it. For all i know on its prequel, a bunch of eager teenagers somehow magically wandered into an alien spaceships which SO happens to have alien eggs in them and SO happens that the spaceship landed on the US which SO happens to have human brain eating adult aliens. Show ends when all of the human brains are harvested. Very interesting but still that doesn’t show any connection with its sequel, the AvP2 but who cares.
I entered the cinema late so i missed the front part but i know people already started dying when i entered. Faces mutilated and devoured, heads popped, human skinned alive, body dissolved and chest being stabbed with very very sharp objects. This all happened in a very peaceful morning when the grandfather is teaching his grandson how to shoot antelopes for dinner, so much for karma. Eat that, old man! >=( Aliens 1 – 0 Humans. I don’t know why these 2 alien races hate each other so much, it’s like they can’t let the other race live have a family and live happily ever after. The movie just revolves around the Predator chasing these Aliens around town trying to kill them and likewise to the Aliens, shooting plasma cannon balls and spewing acidic salivas all over. So they ran and they kill, ran and kill. I’m not exaggerating.
I’d like to believe that the Predator is here to save mankind with a good motive because he has been hunting Aliens and preventing them from continuing infesting Earth with their kind which he failed miserably BUT that the thing he does are not quite convincing enough because he vaporised human heads too =) I can see there’s still good in him though when he only shoots the Alien that was on top of a human being trying to eat his brains out, cute fellow. I believe he’d smiled if he didn’t have a deformed ass for a face =/ poor boy. Let’s talk about the amount of artilleries he brought together from Planet Zorg, big ass sharp edged boomerangs that’s enough to cut through 2, yes 2 Aliens and still can pierced through a female US teenager to the wall, One super-charged plasma short gun, one shoulder mounted plasma rifle, one long double-edge lance and one wrist blade. For more information about it’s armaments, go here –> The Armory and no, the Aliens doesn’t have any weapons other than their tails and acidic blood. They have another small mouth that will pop out time after time. Ugly bastards >=(
Overall, to me it’s not even a movie to begin with. I’d rather watch Tom & Jerry if i want to see 2 totally different races trying their best to wipe each other out from the face of the earth, at least Tom & Jerry is more educational. There’s one super interesting part in this movie which i have to blog
It’s a cut scene from almost near the ending where these 2 love birds finally get the hang of each other after million of years being separated and as if the pain is not enough, they decided to amplify them by shoving and sticking sharp objects into each other’s vital parts. Now comes the classic ending, while they are waiting desperately to see who get the last breathe.. Starscream came from NOWHERE dropped a beautiful i supposed a JDAM bomb and BOOOM! Reminds me of Nagasaki and Hiroshima, Starscream wiped out the entire city along together with a few hundreds of people that thought they would be airlifted :giggles: humans :teehee: The movie pretty much ends there =/
My rating 2/10 not worth watching.
