2 Times In A Row

I know i’m being a bitch by blogging about this but you got to admit it, life’s a bitch and if i don’t blog about this, i feel that i have deprive my ancestors of good humor. We all know about the “Come, Shout At Me” campaign that’s been happening lately. Yesterday night, there was an extension.

Chan Yen Hui showed up at my seat and started shouting at me like a rational and reasonable person would during the class’s short break, with other people still in the classroom. Just like the first time. Blabbed tonnes of stuffs but basically, it’s a repetition of what she had commented earlier on one of my entry and the reason why she did i think is because she wanted to find answers. These are amongst the things :-

I think it’s time to ask your mom/dad to teach you how to respect human beings! you have all rights to voice your opinions but do respect people. I think this is the minimum thing a person should have. and you don’t have one, I don’t know what to call you? person? animal? alliens? Actually, it’s shame to have such classmate!!!”

Obviously, i was rather bored because i’ve read all of it and her voice is just, mind drilling.

Questions after questions like how a lawyer would cross examined a witness on stand. There is this one part where she asked me “What kind of person am i” which i answered her “I don’t know” and then she just went “See, you admit to the whole class that you don’t know what kinda of person are you” and i just went “err.. you don’t have to repeat what i just said to the whole class” in my mind.

Have you seen those lawyer movies where the lawyer somehow manipulated the accused to spill something which the accused did not intend to spill and then the lawyer will then went on to concur “Your Honor, the accused has admitted that he is an ass” kind of stuffs? I bet she was practicing that “speech” probably for the whole night before she finally walked up to me and presented that.

You know what, her basis for coming up and shouting at me is this line :-

“…the last time i saw the existence of this paper was during my Part 2 revision period whereby a person who goes by the name Chan Yen Hui, don’t really care if i got her surname wrong because i have very little respect for human beings.”

Merely stating the truth that bears her name and at the same time expressing my personal views on human beings warrant for such an outcome T___T i wonder what will happen if i really did insult her =O most probably blogging this from Heaven right now with Gawd giggling beside me.

What’s interesting is that, she pointed her finger right at me and actually WARNED me :rofl: to not try to be farney. Honestly, champion! All of a sudden, being farney is a crime. I am supposed from today onwards go to class, unhappy =( otherwise who knows, what will happened to me. After all, i did get a serious warning with a finger pointed right at my face *shivers*

But i think the best part of the whole entertainment was that when she asked me “why am i here” so i am expecting that she is questioning my education capabilities so i replied “write a letter to the UoL and then ask them to have my LLB qualification revoked” *ROFL* she replied “i not that free” -.- impliedly hopefully she understands in that way, i can then get lost from the class.

Up until a point where i really cannot stand her voice shouting at my ear, i just waved her and asked her to go back. She did but i guess she felt insulted or something like that because when she reached her table about 4 rows back, she started shouting from that far back but this time, hitting on my friends -.- obviously, one of my friend got pissed, turned back, looked at her and asked her “are you insulting us?” she kept quiet *LOL* reminds me of few years ago, i followed my mom to the  morning market and there’s this 2 auntie who are quarreling, about what i don’t know and subsequently, one walked off and when she reached the end of that market street, she yelled from there profanities against the other one. Good grief.
Moral of the story : Don’t take more than what you can handle.

Well, all show has to come to and end but yesterday it ended with a bang. After Chan Yen Hui finished with her blabbing, there this clown who was seated behind, last row started clapping. I’m not sure who this clown is but i’m guessing from his oddly shaped body, he must be none other than the justice and fairness loving, Mr. Michael Wong. Anyway, talking about this clown. To be honest, there’s nothing he has done that’s worth my admiration so far but yesterday, he did one thing that earned it. It is the fact that he published a statement apologizing for dragging my parents into something which my parents have nothing to do with it ^{(obviously after the latest entry i’ve made)}.

This is what i call an adult, someone worth respecting but if there’s one thing that they don’t know about me is that i take insults as compliments. I wasn’t exactly the good boy who says thank you for every thing people do for me. In fact, i prefer people addressed me as the jerk or something of equivalent level.

Oh wells, the life of a CLP student who is expressing his views on his own personal blog for his own personal pleasure reading but somehow outsiders decided to drop by and then interpret it that it’s ALL about them, even to those who has no connection at all, think it’s them. I am amused.

Anyway, i must state this before i end the entry. What i just blogged about is the real happening that happened to me last night so i hope that doesn’t amount to insulting. I added my views on things that happened to me so i hope that’s allowed because the persons who came and shouted at me clearly states that i am free to express my views so as long as i don’t make fun of people’s name and about the respect element, like i’ve said previously. If you are looking for respect, go somewhere else but then again, with them adopting such a WIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEE intepretation as to what amounts to “insults”, i’m guessing that i’ll most probably get shouting again anytime soon.

I have a request though, before you come shouting at me, do you mind sending me an email as to who, what time, where and when it will take place. My faint heart really couldn’t take much surprises anymore.

Thank you.