It happened yesterday morning when i finally decided to get some sleep at 0830hrs because i just can’t seem to close my eyes and doze off like i usually do =/ just when i thought my worst nightmare of that day would be being sleepy all day long and restless but i guess someone is just not contented watching me like that. He invited one of his friend, The Roach (a baby roach actually) to pay my left ear a visit. Yes, for you who are still wondering.. that little roach somehow magically ‘wandered’ into my ear and stayed there and of course it didn’t just STAYED there instead, it decided to go do a little mining itself.
At first i thought it was just a fly that was sitting outside but as i was trying to reach for it, i realized it’s deeper than i thought =O i stuck my pointy into it and i can’t get it out and i even throw in my last finger but to no avail and as if THAT thing knew i was going to rip his brains out when i got it out, it somehow ‘bit’ me and it caused me a pain that’s so tremendously painful, i teared. Not once, but twice like this —> T______________________T
It was scratching, walking or whatever that you want to call it but his 6 tiny foots are trampling all over inside my ear. It sounded like when you’re decided to go do a little mining activity yourself with that long and thin metal thingy but only this time it is involuntary and i swear it was so loud i thought it was going to dig a hole right through my ear and into my cranium and then eat my brains out (obviously, at that point i still don’t know what is it) It was so near to my ear drum and i can feel it that it wanted to go dig deeper >=(
I tried all ways including shaking my head violently left and right hoping that it would drop out but it didn’t and so i took the long and thin steel tool (don’t know what is it called) and attempted ’surgery’ to which i failed miserably because :-
- i can’t see what i’m doing
- i don’t know how big is it
- i don’t know where is it
- i’m poking my ear drums and they hurt like shi- =’(
Ran out of options, i ran down and called my mom and told her i need to go to the hospital cause something just entered my ear and i felt like shi- She was outside and she ran inside the house almost immediately and asked me to get ready as she raced towards the kitchen only to find my favorite dog, Zoe shi- and pee`d there. She cleaned it up before attending to me :ROFL: when i was standing outside having the intention of ripping my ear off and see what’s in there but nonetheless she was the greatest mom at the very moment she got into the car. As much as she hates people driving fast cars, she hates doing them too but on that morning, she raced the CR-V through the streets filled with morning traffic wearing a very worrying face hoping that she could get me to the hospital ASAP!
THANK YOU MOM!! T___________T I LOVE YOU <3
Went into Emergency and the attending doctor looked into my ear and i believed he was smirking to my mishap -.-! he forwarded me to the clinic on the first floor where this ENT specialist who made me wait for 10minutes before taking a very small vacuum pipe and suck that little bastard out of my ear. He confirmed it as a baby cockroach, i was relieved because i was told by the Emergency doctor that it was a cockroach. I went WTF!!!!! COCKROACH IN MY EAR? but still that doesn’t beat my first impression that my pet hamsters my girlfriend bought me for my 21st birthday entered into my ears -_-!!!
The bastard!!! >=((( and it costs me RM151.00!!!!! It somehow died when i was on my way to the hospital because it stopped ‘crawling’ and still is when it was sucked out but when i got home, it started to move a bit to which i took out the ointment that people used for stomach ache and dropped one drop on it and TADA! It died almost instantly, bittersweet revenge! >=))
I called my girlfriend and told her i was at the hospital and she called me asking me what’s wrong and i told her and she gave me the best response that anyone could ever give, she laughed out so loud that i think my mom who was seated beside me in the car heard it -_-! and then my dad who was away on a business trip to China, called back and he gave me the same response when i told him. Is it really that farney?
I bet it’s not going to be farney if YOU ARE the one experiencing this shi- Oh well~
I blogged about me having the soon to be illegal HID lights installed? Yeah, i had them tweaked and adjusted and the glares reduced by a large amount now although to be seen here still glares but i’m using H4, and H4s are known as Kings of Reflector bulbs so it cannot be helped that the beam is spread across widely to places that they are not supposed to go =/ Miraculously, i just realized that i asked for a 4300k set and they gave me a set which the right side is at 4300k but the left side is 5000k. I don’t know why but i kinda like that effect =D i think it has something to do with the ballast *shrugs*
There’s this place called ‘Lavender Bistro’ located at the ground floor of AEON Bukit Tinggi and i love the decos and my mom LOVES the Wheatbuns, why?
MOM : Lavender bluff people wan
ME : Wtf, why?
MOM : They say the wheatbuns baked later but then no also
ME : -.- waseh~
ME : *asks sister to shout out loud that Lavender bluff people*
To my amazement, my sister did shouted out loud o_O
My Family =) *hugs*
Back to Trust Law revision =’(
