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Go Die La, Polis Diraja Malaysia

March 13, 2008 shani Leave a comment

Yes, I was ’saman-ed’ for the very first time in my history of life. No thanks to Police Traffic RF 117452 NOR AMRY who walked to my car as i winded down my window. The block was a few kilometers away from the 0.50cents Cheras toll, the junction where you take if you want to exit Bandar Tasik Selatan. I believe they placed pigs just after the toll booths because most people speeds up at that very moment because :-

  1. it’s no strange news that roads after and before toll booths are exceptionally wide and very well maintained. ONLY those places.
  2. it’s almost normal for a human to speed up when they see no cars around.

I never did knew i hit 101kmph until i was told by Encik. Nor Amry that i broke the speed limit. Here’s a little bit of the conversation that took place.

 

NOR : So lengzhai, you tau apa kesalahan you ke?
ME : Tak tau la, tuan.
NOR : You telah melepasi had laju highway, sini 80 saje *points to the speed limit sign* you buat 101.
ME : oh betul ke? i tak tau.
NOR : Jadi, apa macam? Mau saman ke? (obviously asking for rasuah)
ME : Saman sajalah.
NOR : IC and Lesen

ME : *gives and kept quiet and cursing deep down*
NOR : Sign sini
ME : *signs* thank you, tuan!

Of course deep down in me i so wanted to give him a punch on his face. Just to be fair, i really didn’t know i was doing 101kmph because if i were to know i was speeding and there was a freaking trap right in front of me, i would’ve do at least 140kmph since the fine would be the same amount. Maybe if i ran down some of the police during that time, i might get some discounts. Who knows?

In any case, i guess the government does need some funds to articulate administration looking at the amount of money they poured and wasted on a very disgraceful election campaign. I think Malaysia has the finest and most efficient traffic police in the world. They should be given the award of the Best Camouflaging Public Bodies Award.

Saya ANTI Rasuah konon, Saya NANTI Rasuah adalah.

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I Hate Elections

March 8, 2008 shani Leave a comment

I have never liked the elections held in Malaysia, NEVAR but i never hate it either until this year. It changed my perception towards it entirely, i am now an official hater of the Malaysian Election Council or whatever shi- that you would want to call it, not that it makes any difference anyway. It is of common rule that all candidates are allowed to campaign and previously it was carried out in a very decent way (speeches, flyers, posters etc.) but this year, HOHO i can find no words other than BARBARIC to describe them. I don’t know whether is it authorized by the council to allow such inhumane campaigning strategy to be carried out but i know the political parties are doing it IN my area >=(

Though i never like the method of how these fliers are attached and tied all around town because obviously they are a sore eye to everyone but i guess it cannot be helped however this to me are still acceptable. Candidates are also allowed to give speeches in public to manifest their objectives if they are successfully selected, THAT also is another nuisance IMO. WHY? Few days ago, Klang town was hit by some really major massive traffic congestion almost everywhere because of retarded candidates doing so -.- RELA volunteers sets up road blocks narrowing roads that are supposed to be 3 lanes to 1, all for the purpose of giving these candidates opportunity to tell more lies. I don’t know why but this year, Barisan National is making some really heavy advertisement asking people to vote for them. Is this a sign that they know they are going to lose a f-load of votes because of the shi-s they have committed when they were government?

We went out to have supper just now because all of a sudden, my whole housing area’s electricity supply was cut off and it went to as far as AEON Bukit Tinggi, desperate to find refuge we head over to Bukit Tinggi’s Sri Pelita to ‘mamak‘ and that place was congested with cars, motorcycles and almost any vehicles that you can imagine, traffic lights were down by the way. A very drastic and horrible change this year in terms of campaigning strategies are that now political parties are allowed to hire random people to help and by random people i mean people who do not have any experience in doing so previously. They are just random blokes from around town, probably get reimbursements. Party flags are attached to trucks, cars and even motorcycles for that matter. What disappoints me is that, these vehicles acted as if they own the road simply honking at people for no reason at all, motorcyclists doing Mat Rempit stunts and revving their pitiful 250cc engines. Clearly, it’s going to deliver a very wrong message to the general public. At least it did to me >=( (so much for Badawi’s TAKNAK campaign to Mat Rempits)

After withstanding approximately 45minutes of noise pollution outside, we decided to go home and pray that the electricity has come back on but sadly no, it hasn’t and so we took out those white candles and play =D (no pun intended). Thank God that electricity came back online after 30minutes and everyone was happy.

To sum things up, i am totally disgraced with the fact that all these nonsense are allowed to take place. If the parties want to hire volunteers to help out at least have a guideline requiremens of people that are eligible and not to simply grab anyone who are unemployed and enjoy loitering around. They are representing the candidates that we are going to vote so that we can rely on these candidates to uphold our rights. Allowing such nonsense to happen is like asking us to put our hopes in Mat Rempits and gangsters, asking them to rev their motorcycles in our Dewan Rakyat :whee:

I hope Barisan National loses a lot of seats this year and just barely get enough seats to fulfill the 2/3 mark. Someone needs to teach them a lesson!

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Pre-Sunrise Breakfast!

March 6, 2008 shani Leave a comment

I think practically i’m the only person that is still slacking around as if my final are 5 years away when in reality it’s in about 2 months D: and i think i hit the ‘relax-&-chill’ button instead of the ‘panic’ button. I am so dead, seriously.

Ok, here’s what i did last Wednesday. It is a habit that we talk to each other on the phone before we go to bed and because her very random craving for food characteristic suddenly floated to the surface and she wanted to eat sushi at 0400hrs T__T and because she had her right hand wrist bitten by a dog name Boo, i mean Blackie -.- i forbid her to drive to the Jusco that is artificially near to her house, just like mine to the Bukit Tinggi one i told her i’ll come and take her instead. The conversation went on quite smoothly with that plan and out of the blue she came up with a brilliant idea that she would come over to Klang and go back after dinner to which i agreed without giving any thoughts to it. The plan came quite late because we ended our conversation at 0530hrs and i am supposed to fetch her at 0715hrs and i need at least 30minutes to travel to Cheras. By right i can wake up at 0630hrs but to avoid the very terrible epic traffic congestion of the weekday morning, i had to leave by 0615hrs desirably and as such, i spread open my eyes at 0600hrs, washed myself up and left home at 0620hrs.
P/S : I’d not do that if it was for to attend a class XP

Traffic was building up nonetheless but i managed to reached my destination at 0700hrs and headed to the nearby McDonald and picked up myself a good McDonald breakfast set of Sausage McMuffin with Egg that comes with Hash Brown and a cup of Hot Coffee. I think this is one of the wisest move made my the McDonald’s Executives that is to enlarged the size of the coffee served as well as the quality of it. It is now so-called “100% Arabica Beans” whatever that means but it’s definitely more fragrant and more nicer now because the previous ones tastes like those “Aik Cheong” coffee bags that has been reused for a million times. At this point, i think i can be classified as an hero.

Upon obtaining my object matter, i drove all the way back again and stopped by 7-11 to pick up some necessities before going back home at 0900hrs. Slept until 1500hrs and then headed to the Jusco near my house and bought sushi before eating dinner again with my parents at 1900hrs -.-

Do you notice something strange about these leaves ? Look carefully and you’ll realize that it’s actually nothing different from the other fake artificial leaves that is placed around the shopping mall for decoration purposes. I don’t even know why i took it but i think i took it because i want to take it, things people do when they are bored =/

On the other hand, 2 months and counting. Revision starts this coming Saturday and i am all ready to be slaughtered mercilessly. I think i’ll cry tears of joy if i even pass this trials of Hell. Wish me luck T__T

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