READ: LOL! If I Have That Little Black Book. All Of You Are Going In There >=)
UPDATE:Crisis, under fire from all corners *laughs*
NOTE: Please send an application email if you want to come up to me in class and shout at me. Do not want element of surprise. Thank you very much.

2 Times In A Row

November 8, 2009 shani 1 comment

I know i’m being a bitch by blogging about this but you got to admit it, life’s a bitch and if i don’t blog about this, i feel that i have deprive my ancestors of good humor. We all know about the “Come, Shout At Me” campaign that’s been happening lately. Yesterday night, there was an extension.

Chan Yen Hui showed up at my seat and started shouting at me like a rational and reasonable person would during the class’s short break, with other people still in the classroom. Just like the first time. Blabbed tonnes of stuffs but basically, it’s a repetition of what she had commented earlier on one of my entry and the reason why she did i think is because she wanted to find answers. These are amongst the things :-

I think it’s time to ask your mom/dad to teach you how to respect human beings! you have all rights to voice your opinions but do respect people. I think this is the minimum thing a person should have. and you don’t have one, I don’t know what to call you? person? animal? alliens? Actually, it’s shame to have such classmate!!!”

Obviously, i was rather bored because i’ve read all of it and her voice is just, mind drilling.

Questions after questions like how a lawyer would cross examined a witness on stand. There is this one part where she asked me “What kind of person am i” which i answered her “I don’t know” and then she just went “See, you admit to the whole class that you don’t know what kinda of person are you” and i just went “err.. you don’t have to repeat what i just said to the whole class” in my mind.

Have you seen those lawyer movies where the lawyer somehow manipulated the accused to spill something which the accused did not intend to spill and then the lawyer will then went on to concur “Your Honor, the accused has admitted that he is an ass” kind of stuffs? I bet she was practicing that “speech” probably for the whole night before she finally walked up to me and presented that.

You know what, her basis for coming up and shouting at me is this line :-

“…the last time i saw the existence of this paper was during my Part 2 revision period whereby a person who goes by the name Chan Yen Hui, don’t really care if i got her surname wrong because i have very little respect for human beings.”

Merely stating the truth that bears her name and at the same time expressing my personal views on human beings warrant for such an outcome T___T i wonder what will happen if i really did insult her =O most probably blogging this from Heaven right now with Gawd giggling beside me.

What’s interesting is that, she pointed her finger right at me and actually WARNED me :rofl: to not try to be farney. Honestly, champion! All of a sudden, being farney is a crime. I am supposed from today onwards go to class, unhappy =( otherwise who knows, what will happened to me. After all, i did get a serious warning with a finger pointed right at my face *shivers*

But i think the best part of the whole entertainment was that when she asked me “why am i here” so i am expecting that she is questioning my education capabilities so i replied “write a letter to the UoL and then ask them to have my LLB qualification revoked” *ROFL* she replied “i not that free” -.- impliedly hopefully she understands in that way, i can then get lost from the class.

Up until a point where i really cannot stand her voice shouting at my ear, i just waved her and asked her to go back. She did but i guess she felt insulted or something like that because when she reached her table about 4 rows back, she started shouting from that far back but this time, hitting on my friends -.- obviously, one of my friend got pissed, turned back, looked at her and asked her “are you insulting us?” she kept quiet *LOL* reminds me of few years ago, i followed my mom to the  morning market and there’s this 2 auntie who are quarreling, about what i don’t know and subsequently, one walked off and when she reached the end of that market street, she yelled from there profanities against the other one. Good grief.
Moral of the story : Don’t take more than what you can handle.

Well, all show has to come to and end but yesterday it ended with a bang. After Chan Yen Hui finished with her blabbing, there this clown who was seated behind, last row started clapping. I’m not sure who this clown is but i’m guessing from his oddly shaped body, he must be none other than the justice and fairness loving, Mr. Michael Wong. Anyway, talking about this clown. To be honest, there’s nothing he has done that’s worth my admiration so far but yesterday, he did one thing that earned it. It is the fact that he published a statement apologizing for dragging my parents into something which my parents have nothing to do with it (obviously after the latest entry i’ve made).

This is what i call an adult, someone worth respecting but if there’s one thing that they don’t know about me is that i take insults as compliments. I wasn’t exactly the good boy who says thank you for every thing people do for me. In fact, i prefer people addressed me as the jerk or something of equivalent level.

Oh wells, the life of a CLP student who is expressing his views on his own personal blog for his own personal pleasure reading but somehow outsiders decided to drop by and then interpret it that it’s ALL about them, even to those who has no connection at all, think it’s them. I am amused.

Anyway, i must state this before i end the entry. What i just blogged about is the real happening that happened to me last night so i hope that doesn’t amount to insulting. I added my views on things that happened to me so i hope that’s allowed because the persons who came and shouted at me clearly states that i am free to express my views so as long as i don’t make fun of people’s name and about the respect element, like i’ve said previously. If you are looking for respect, go somewhere else but then again, with them adopting such a WIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEE intepretation as to what amounts to “insults”, i’m guessing that i’ll most probably get shouting again anytime soon.

I have a request though, before you come shouting at me, do you mind sending me an email as to who, what time, where and when it will take place. My faint heart really couldn’t take much surprises anymore.

Thank you.

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Persevere

November 7, 2009 shani 7 comments

Earlier today, i was approached by one Jeff Sia who came angrily and mind you, i did not rape his pet rabbit nor did i kill his parents. He was acting on someone else’s behalf demanding an explanation and an apology i supposed (did not expressed). This was the line of words he was biting on; Integrity

“… but what caught my attention was this person who goes by the name “Shandy Yeoh”. If you noticed, she signed “Alexis” instead of Shandy or Yeoh or anything else. Well, you can argue that that could be her Chinese name but what type of heroic parent would named their daughter “Shandy Yeoh Alexis” o_O?”

They say that this amounted to an insult against this girl who goes by the  name Shandy Yeoh, preferred to be known as Alexis Yeoh, i think. To be honest, i have no idea how in the world did they interpreted this line into becoming an offensive one but if they insist, i have nothing to say. This just goes to show how narrow minded an individual can get. Furthermore, why would one signed a different name from his mother given name. If that is the case, does that mean that the signor does not respect the mother given name. If so, why should others show respect to it?

“Your name sounded like a cheap whore’s cover name”, THIS is an insult.

In fact, i’ve written a roughly a page long things that i wanted to comment on the things that Jeff Sia did to me and intended to published it but what is the point of having it published, would i feel bigger and stronger like how Mr. Michael Wong did, he commented on this same issue on his Facebook account although he never mentioned who it was referring to but if someone with his level of intelligence can come up with something so retarded, i am sure there’s practically nobody cannot relate that the comment is pointed towards me.

I could published that damn one page long entry and have this argument going for a year but the purpose would be empty. At the end, everything boils down to this one thing

He dragged my parents into by saying that my mom did not teach me about what is it about respect that i should have but that question should be asked back to him, is it right to drag parents into something that they never started it?

Note the difference between these 2:

  • Michael Wong is so ill figured that even a leprechaun would look like Brad Pitt compared to him.

AND

  • Michael Wong’s parents are so ugly that they gave birth to a son that not even a leprechaun can compare in terms of looks.

Little difference in words used, huge effects. Not very bright in choosing his words. Although i don’t hate him but i don’t like him either so it’s best if he don’t step his foot into someone elses business unless he is famous for such acts OR he could do so by doing it directly and not some elementary stuffs like what he did in Facebook. We adults don’t do things this way.

I cracked a few heads during my secondary school years with plastic chairs and i could’ve done that earlier but i don’t want trouble. Jeff Sia is relatively larger in size but trust me, i’ve taken out someone even larger than him during my secondary school years with SMK La Salle when i was threaten. We became best friends the next day.

I will write what i want, do what i want and nobody is going or can do shi- about it, that is fact number one. Fact number two is, if you cannot handle the contents of my blog like a matured adult who probably brags about owning a LLb degree then stop coming here. This is not a blogsite which speaks gospel truth, you don’t need to come here to get a life. Don’t come and read my entries and then bitch about it, that’s something you will do when you’re 99 years old waiting for your death to come, sipping your tea with your friends in the old folks’ home.

I find it watching videos like this on youtube.com is actually way more rewarding than wasting time constructing comments to try to change the way you fagheads thinks. Watch.

Remember this fagheads, if you are looking for respect, don’t come here. This is not the place for you.

Now, go sleep. This is nothing to lose sleep over.

Breaking The Night

November 6, 2009 shani 4 comments

Failed in attending tutorial classes again -.- i don’t know why but it’s like there is an invisible force preventing me from attending these classes. Unlike in Part II where i felt there’s a sense of obligation and responsibility that’s pushing me. I guess my mandates are over T___T i hope this is not true =’(

Anyway, i went and exchange the ticket the postal office left me for the parcel that was meant to be delivered to my doorstep yesterday morning.

Very cutely wrapped by the sender and and postal office. The attached slip shows what time the package was received by the postal office and i must say, the sender is quite an efficient person. I banked in the money at about 0900hrs that morning and it clearly shows the package was received at 1000hrs.

I’ve always like people who take small little details into consideration and try to make the most out of it and this particular sender, instead of just chucking the item into the box, he stuffed some crumpled newspaper to fill in the empty spaces in between to prevent the item suffering from any unwanted damage.

So, what the hell is this item i am talking about?

A pair of Osram Night BreakersTADA! and according to sources, the Night Breaker is the highest and probably brightest line of bulbs that Osram has for automobiles and i’ve been checking out reviews and feedbacks from around the intarweb and find it quite convincing and so i decided to try them out because ever since i got Forbidden, i have been searching high and low for a good set of lighting system and when i finally installed my aftermarket HID kit and after countless hours of shedding blood and tears making a perfect shield for the bulbs. JPJ decided to just implemented a mass ban on such usage and there goes my RM250.00.

… and i owed it all to those heroes who opted for the 6000k China made kits who obviously have no idea the concept of lumens.

Got this pair for RM95.00. You must be wondering why is there a RM5.00 in the picture. Story telling time.

Seller’s trading account is Maybank and i had problem depositing RM95.00 exactly into the deposit machine because it doesn’t accept RM1.00 notes and RM98.00 was all i have with the RM8.00 were all RM1.00 notes. Luckily found myself a man who was depositing machine to exchanged one piece of RM5.00. Thought i was in luck, put the RM5.00 in and was rejected.

I repeated the deposit process 7 times before i came to realized that there was a notice notifying that the machine does not take in RM1.00 and RM5.00 which i conveniently missed. Out of wits and no CIMB around, withdrew RM10.00 from the Maybank teller machine and incurred a RM1.00 service charge. Paid the seller a total of RM100.00 instead.

Told the seller about my predicament and he suggested to me to either do it over the counter when the bank opens

OR

bank in RM100.00 and he include the change in the parcel when it is delivered to me. Took this option and lived happily ever after.

To be honest, a pair of Night Breakers at this price is quite bargain. I bought my Osram Cool Blue 4300K at RM120.00 and all i can is that the output isn’t at all desirable which is why i’ve been searching for alternatives. The Cool Blue is purely for cosmetic purposes only. I know that there are many China imitation bulbs which bears the name of famous brand but the one i got has the product code on it and it can be traced to check whether it is original or not from the Osram website.

Night Breaker promised that the the beam can now be thrown further compared to normal bulb, i don’t know how are they going to achieve this and i have yet to witness this myself but i don’t think they dare claim the impossible. The 10% whiter light is due to the thin layer of blue film tinting around the bulb itself and i know some of you who had an experience with such blue tinting bulbs will definitely noticed that it can only result in less light but why Osram said that the Night Breaker can produce 90% more light, they have their own way (read on below)

I don’t know what the clock symbolized but i guess it is to indicate that the lifespan of the Night Breaker is half of that a standard bulb would possessed and this is true because the filament used here is different.

Nothing unusual about the bulb but if you look closely, you’ll notice something is amiss!

Did you see that there’s one segment where the bulb film tinting didn’t apply?

That place is where the light is emitted and the fact that Osram knew that lights through any filter will only restrict output and not increase and hence leaving the source of light unrestricted but covered the rest with the blue film tinting, giving maximum light output performance and at the same time maintaining the cool Xenon light appearance.

This is the Osram Cool Blue 4300k, my previous light bulb which i have now replaced. This is definitely not the bulb for you to buy if you are a performance orientated person like me. Ever since i installed this bulb, i’ve tried so many possible ways of combination of light alignments to search for which will give the maximum spread of output. I found it but sad to say, it’s very disappointing, the output is only visible when there’s no other source of light around. Don’t get me started on the performance during rain *yawns* In other words, only in complete darkness that this bulb will be able to shine. Moral of the story is, full blue film tinted bulbs is a no no. Such bulbs are only recommended for foglamps.

Installation takes about 5 to 10 minutes but because the pin on the right side headlamp has broken, it took me about 45 minutes to make sure the bulb is secured within the reflector. This is the before and after Night Breakers with the before equipped with Cool Blue 4300k. As you can see that the Night Breaker has a more intense light output and the color is warmer due to the fact that the source is not restricted with the blue film tinting.

I cannot deduce anything from this yet until and unless i bring it out on the road for a test drive but i think i can conclude on a few things. The light is whiter compared to standard halogen bulbs but warmer compared to Cool Blue 4300k, the light is definitely more intense hence more light compared to standard halogen bulbs and if the light is intense enough then i think it can be safely assume that it can be aligned to throw the light beam further (yet to be confirmed)

I will make sure i make an entry updating on the performance of this bulb.